<section class="short-description">Keep your drink cold with this can coolie!</section>
<section class="full-description">Titties and Beer design on one side and Rodney Carrington logo on the other.</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Coolie

Black Coolie

Rodney Carrington 8x10- Black Shirt

8x10- Black Shirt

Rodney Carrington 8x10- Black Hat

8x10- Black Hat

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington royal blue can coolie.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rod Bless America on one side and RC American Flag on the other.</section>

Rodney Carrington Royal Can Coolie

Royal Can Coolie

<section class="short-description">Pink camo neoprene pocket coolie for your favorite beverage!</section>
<section class="full-description">a</section>

Rodney Carrington Pink Camo Pocket Coolie

Pink Camo Pocket Coolie

<section class="short-description">This is a ladies relaxed fit racerback midnight navy tank.  3.9 oz., 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester</section>
<section class="full-description"><p>Rodney Carrington Weiners and Wine design on the front.</p>
<p>*Sizing information (Across the chest measurement):</p>
<table border="0" style="width: 336px; height: 42px;">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td>Medium</td>
<td>Large</td>
<td>X-Large</td>
<td>XX-Large</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>16"</td>
<td>17"</td>
<td>18"</td>
<td>19"</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table></section>

Rodney Carrington Midnight Navy Racerback Tank

Midnight Navy Racerback Tank

<section class="short-description">This zip up hoodie is a nice heavyweight, fleece lined hoodie!  50/50 Polyester/Cotton blend for easy care. </section>
<section class="full-description">RC sheriff's badge design on the front left chest and Here Comes the Truth gun design on the back!</section>

Rodney Carrington Jet Black Zip Up Hoodie

Jet Black Zip Up Hoodie

<section class="short-description">Get ready for a night of laughs!  This package includes 4- 32oz. Stadium Cups and Season I DVD of the Rodney Show!</section>
<section class="full-description">The Complete First Season of Rodney!  So funny, like his show! </section>

Rodney Carrington Drink and Laugh Package

Drink and Laugh Package

<section class="short-description">This Rodney Carrington Drink and Laugh Bundle includes 2- 32 oz Stadium Cups and a Season 1 DVD!</section>
<section class="full-description">For you and a friend!  2 stadium cups with a wrap around design of Rodney's hit albums, C'mon Laugh You Bastards and Laughter's Good plus Season 1 of the Rodney Carrington Show will have you rollin'!</section>

Rodney Carrington Drink and Laugh Bundle!

Drink and Laugh Bundle!

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 4.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton black tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington logo on the front left chest and lady silhouette in RC logo on the back.</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Tee- Silhouette Design

Black Tee- Silhouette Design

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington 32 oz. Stadium Cup!</section>
<section class="full-description">Cup features Rodney's 2 albums....C'mon Laugh You Bastards and Laughter's Good!</section>

Rodney Carrington 32 oz Stadium Cup

32 oz Stadium Cup

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 4.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton black tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington LIVE in concert photo on the front and 2019 tour dates on the back.</section>

Rodney Carrington 2019 Black LIVE Tee

2019 Black LIVE Tee

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<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 6.5 oz., soft-washed, 100% combed ring-spun cotton black tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Titties and Beer distressed print on the front and Rodney Carrington logo on the back.</section>

Rodney Carrington Titties and Beer Text Black Tee

Titties and Beer Text Black Tee

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 5.5 oz., pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/polyester.  DryBlend technology delivers moisture-wicking properties</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington logo on the front left chest and cartoon Titties and Beer design on the back.</section>

Rodney Carrington Titties and Beer Black Tee

Titties and Beer Black Tee

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington Olive fine corduroy with black back mesh.  Adjustable plastic backstrap.</section>
<section class="full-description">RC logo flag patch on the front.</section>

Rodney Carrington Olive and Black Ballcap

Olive and Black Ballcap

<section class="short-description">The Complete First Season of the ABC TV sitcom "Rodney" on 4 DVDs.<p>
</p>
<p>
This collection contains 22 episodes running 484 minutes,  Video is full frame, and audio is in English.</p></section>
<section class="full-description">This collection contains 22 episodes running 484 minutes,  Video is full frame, and audio is in English.</section>

Rodney Carrington DVD- Rodney 1st Season

DVD- Rodney 1st Season

<section class="short-description"></section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington CD, Make It Christmas.  Released August 11, 2009.<p>
</p>
<p>
*Track Listing:</p>
<p>

   1. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas</p>
<p>
   2. Grown Up Christmas List</p>
<p>
   3. Winter Wonderland</p>
<p>
   4. Camouflage And Christmas Lights</p>
<p>
   5. I'll Be Home For Christmas</p>
<p>
   6. White Christmas</p>
<p>
   7. Mary Did You Know</p>
<p>
   8. Oh Holy Night</p>
<p>
   9. The Presents Under The Tree (Better Be For Me)</p>
<p>
  10. Make It Christmas</p>
<p>
  11. Presence of Love </p>
<p></p></section>

Rodney Carrington CD- Make It Christmas

CD- Make It Christmas

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington CD, King of the Mountains.  Released April 3, 2007.<p>
*Track Listing:</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>
1. Tee Off</p>
<p>
2. Massage</p>
<p>
3. TV Show</p>
<p>
4. Shopping on Rodeo Street</p>
<p>
5. Real Fancy Place</p>
<p>
6. Give It a Try</p>
<p>
7. Zoo</p>
<p>
8. Yoga Class</p>
<p>
9. Boxing</p>
<p>
10. Christmas with the Kids</p>
<p>
11. Home Movie</p>
<p>
12. Short Arms</p>
<p>
13. Wheel of Fortune</p>
<p>
14. Travel Pillow</p>
<p>
15. The Apple</p>
<p>
16. Fun</p>
<p>
17. Changes</p>
<p>
18. Baby Back</p>
<p>
19. Fat Girl</p>
<p>
20. Put Your Clothes Back On</p>
<p>
21. Rap Star</p>
<p>
22. Rhymes with Truck</p>
<p>
23. Show Them to Me - Rodney Carrington, Gross, Mark</p>
<p>
24. Baby Back</p>
<p>
25. Rhymes with Truck</p>
<p>
26. Rap Star</p>
<p>
27. Show Them to Me - Rodney Carrington, Gross, Mark</p>
<p>
28. Tribute to Barry Martin</p>
<p>
29. Angel Friend</p>
<p></p></section>

Rodney Carrington CD- King of the Mountains

CD- King of the Mountains

<br/><br/>
<b>Track List</b><br>
        [Disc 1]
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep</li>
<li class="track">Going to Heaven Drunk</li>
<li class="track">Good Woman - "Lucky"</li>
<li class="track">Wife at Garage Sales</li>
<li class="track">Growing Up Poor - Toughskins Jeans</li>
<li class="track">Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting</li>
<li class="track">Walmart</li>
<li class="track">Bobby Trap</li>
<li class="track">Baptist Revival</li>
<li class="track">People Piss Ya Off</li>
<li class="track">Rodney Scared</li>
<li class="track">The Weenie Story</li>
<li class="track">Chucky Cheese</li>
<li class="track">Japanese Restaurants</li>
<li class="track">Vacation</li>
<li class="track">Hypochondriac</li>
<li class="track">Tips on Marriage</li>
<li class="track">Helicopter</li>
</ol>
[Disc 2]
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">All the Reasons</li>
<li class="track">Don't Look Now</li>
<li class="track">That Awful Day</li>
<li class="track">Carlos, Man of Love</li>
<li class="track">It's Too Late</li>
<li class="track">The Night the Bar Close Down</li>
<li class="track">Letter to My Penis</li>
<li class="track">Titties and Beer</li>
<li class="track">In Her Day</li>
<li class="track">Gay Factory Worker</li>
<li class="track">A Dozen Roses</li>
<li class="track">Carlos</li>
<li class="track">Morning Wood</li>
<li class="track">More of a Man</li>
<li class="track">Pickup Truck</li>
<li class="track">Carlos</li>
<li class="track">Grandpa</li>
<li class="track">Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation</li>
<li class="track">Little Things</li>
<li class="track">Dancing With a Man</li>
<li class="track">Fred</li>
<li class="track">Letter to My Penis</li>
<li class="track">Put Your Clothes Back On</li>
<li class="track">Things We Didn't Know</li>
</ol>
        This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.</br>

Rodney Carrington GREATEST HITS CD

<section class="short-description"><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Rodney Carrington went back into the studio to record some of the biggest songs of his career including Titties &amp; Beer that features Colt Ford!  Release date November 4, 2015. 
</span></p></section>
<section class="full-description"><p>*Track Listing:</p>
<p>1 Don’t Look Now (Momma’s Got Her Boobs Out)</p>
<p>2 Titties and Beer (featuring Colt Ford)</p>
<p>3 The Marriage Advice Song (How Bout We Fuck?)</p>
<p>4 Letter To My Penis</p>
<p>5 Fred</p>
<p>6 The Wheelchair Song</p>
<p>7 B-I-T-C-H</p>
<p>8 Dancing with a Man</p>
<p>9 Best You’ll Do Tonight</p>
<p>10 Show Them To Me</p></section>

Rodney Carrington CD- The Hits

<section class="short-description"><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Rodney Carrington CD, Laughter's Good. Release date October 28, 2014! </span></p>
</section>
<section class="full-description"><p>*Track Listing:</p>
<p>1. Little League [Explicit]</p>
<p>2. Hookers Make You Skip [Explicit]</p>
<p>3. Going to Church [Explicit]</p>
<p>4. Poison Ivy and the Lord [Explicit]</p>
<p>5. Shopping at Walgreens [Explicit]</p>
<p>6. Religions [Explicit]</p>
<p>7. 72 Virgins and a Crown [Explicit]</p>
<p>8. Living With a Woman [Explicit]</p>
<p>9. The No Sex Penalty [Explicit]</p>
<p>10. Be Happy With Your Vanilla [Explicit]</p>
<p>11. If They Leave, Follow Them [Explicit]</p>
<p>12. Conversations With My Penis [Explicit]</p>
<p>13. Role Models [Explicit] 14. Puss Island [Explicit]</p>
<p>15. What Do You Say, Boy? [Explicit]</p>
<p>16. To the Couch [Explicit]</p>
<p>17. That's an Angry Monkey [Explicit]</p>
<p>18. Shane [Explicit]</p>
<p>19. Fooled Again [Explicit]</p>
<p>20. If I'm the Only One</p>
<p>21. The Toby Keith Saga [Explicit]</p>
<p>22. White Shirts in the Rain [Explicit]</p>
13.  Role Models [Explicit]
14.  Puss Island [Explicit]
15.  What Do You Say, Boy? [Explicit]
16.  To the Couch [Explicit]
17.  That's an Angry Monkey [Explicit]
18.  Shane [Explicit]
19.  Fooled Again [Explicit]
20.  If I'm the Only One
21.  The Toby Keith Saga [Explicit]
22.  White Shirts in the Rain [Explicit]</section>

Rodney Carrington CD- Laughter's Good

<br/><br/>
<b>Track List</b><br>
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Fat Girls, Nebraska Farmers, Japanese Restaurants</li>
<li class="track">Rodney's Wife &amp; Kids, Marriage, Vacations</li>
<li class="track">All About Sex</li>
<li class="track">Play Your Cards Wrong</li>
<li class="track">T*Ties &amp; Beer</li>
<li class="track">In Her Day</li>
<li class="track">More of a Man</li>
<li class="track">Gay Factory Worker</li>
<li class="track">A Dozen Roses</li>
<li class="track">Carlos</li>
<li class="track">Morning Wood</li>
<li class="track">Pickup Truck</li>
<li class="track">More of a Man</li>
<li class="track">Older Women</li>
<li class="track">Great to Be a Man</li>
<li class="track">Play Your Cards Wrong</li>
</ol>
        This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.</br>

Rodney Carrington MORNING WOOD CD

<section class="short-description">*Track Listing:<p>

1. El Nino Loco</p>
<p>
2. Drink More Beer 	</p>
<p>
3. If I'm The Only One</p>
<p>
4. Wish She Would Have Left Quicker </p>
<p>
5. White Shirts &amp; Rain </p>
<p>
6. Best You'll Do Tonight 	</p>
<p>
7. Bowling Trophy Wife</p>
<p>
8. Do You All </p>
<p>
9. Don't Tell My Wife </p>
<p>
10. Funny Man </p>
<p>
11. If I'm The Only One [bonus video]</p></section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington cd, El Nino Loco released June 2009.<p>
</p>
<p>
*Track Listing:</p>
<p>

1. El Nino Loco</p>
<p>
2. Drink More Beer 	</p>
<p>
3. If I'm The Only One</p>
<p>
4. Wish She Would Have Left Quicker </p>
<p>
5. White Shirts &amp; Rain </p>
<p>
6. Best You'll Do Tonight 	</p>
<p>
7. Bowling Trophy Wife</p>
<p>
8. Do You All </p>
<p>
9. Don't Tell My Wife </p>
<p>
10. Funny Man </p>
<p>
11. If I'm The Only One [bonus video]</p></section>

Rodney Carrington CD- El Nino Loco

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington cd, Hangin' with Rodney.  Released June 2, 1998</section>
<section class="full-description">CAUTION: EXPLICIT CONTENT<p>
*Track Listing:</p>
<p>
1. Tips on Shopping, Entertainment and Life</p>
<p>
2. Likes, Dislikes &amp; Sexual Confusion</p>
<p>
3. Rodney Visits Church, Shops for Caskets &amp; Goes to Heaven</p>
<p>
4. Aerobics With Rodney</p>
<p>
5. Carlos</p>
<p>
6. Dancing with a Man</p>
<p>
7. Grandpa</p>
<p>
8. Kiss - Rodney Carrington, Prince</p>
<p>
9. Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation</p>
<p>
10. Chicken Song</p>
<p>
11. Fred</p>
<p>
12. Little Things</p>
<p>
13. Letter to My Penis</p>
<p>
14. Dancing with a Man</p>
<p>
15. Fred</p>
<p>
16. Letter to My Penis</p>
<p></p></section>

Rodney Carrington CD- Hangin' With Rodney

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 4.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton black tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington logo on the front left chest and lady on motorcycle w/ fireworkds design on the back.</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Tee- Motorcycle w/ Fireworks Design

<section class="short-description">This is a unisex 100% cotton white tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington Titties and Beer Est. 1968 distressed design on the front!</section>

Rodney Carrington White Titties and Beer Tee

<section class="short-description"></section>
<section class="full-description">Unisex prairie dust tee with a distressed Rodney Carrington distressed logo on front and Ti*&amp;*ies and Beer on the back!  Premium Lager Beer by Morning Wood Brewing Co.</section>

Rodney Carrington Prairie Dust Tee

<section class="short-description">This is a unisex 100% cotton light grey tee!</section>
<section class="full-description">From Rodney's hilarious song, Show Them To Me!  Uncle Sam Show Them To Me design on the front.</section>

Rodney Carrington Light Grey Show Them To Me Tee

<section class="short-description">100% preshrunk cotton heather navy tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Show your patriotism!  Rodney Carrington flag logo on front and "If you love your country....show them to me!" nostalgia lady design on back!</section>

Rodney Carrington Heather Navy Tee

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 100% preshrunk charcoal tee.  Titties and Beer design on the front!</section>
<section class="full-description">Titties and Beer design on the front!</section>

Rodney Carrington Charcoal Tee- Titties and Beer

<section class="short-description">Unisex 100% cotton charcoal tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington Vintage Motorcycles design on the front left chest and pin up girl on the back with If You Love Your Country Show Them To Me.</section>

Rodney Carrington Charcoal Motorcycle Tee

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 100% preshrunk cotton black tee.  If You Love Your Country....Show Them To Me! design on the front.</section>
<section class="full-description">If You Love Your Country....Show Them To Me! design on the front.</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Tee- Show Them To Me

<section class="short-description">Unisex 100% preshrunk cotton black tee.  Don't Make Me Come Down There flying Rodney design on front.  Rodney Carrington logo on upper middle back.</section>
<section class="full-description">Don't Make Me Come Down There flying Rodney design on front.  Rodney Carrington logo on upper middle back.</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Tee- Don't Make Me...

<section class="short-description">This is a unisex 100% preshrunk cotton tee by District Threads.</section>
<section class="full-description">Rodney Carrington flag design on the front!</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Flag Tee

<section class="short-description">Rodney Carrington unisex 4.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton navy tee.</section>
<section class="full-description">If You Love Your Country, Then Show Them To Me Patriotic Lady design on the front.</section>

Rodney Carrington Navy Show Them To Me Tee

<br/><br/>
<b>Track List</b><br>
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Intro</li>
<li class="track">Hypochondriac</li>
<li class="track">Nut Sack</li>
<li class="track">Tips On Marriage</li>
<li class="track">Men And Women</li>
<li class="track">All The Reasons</li>
<li class="track">She'd Be A Millionaire</li>
<li class="track">Don't Look Now</li>
<li class="track">That's Just My Luck</li>
<li class="track">That Awful Day</li>
<li class="track">Carlos, Man Of Love</li>
<li class="track">Just One Beer</li>
<li class="track">It's Too Late</li>
<li class="track">The Night The Bar Closed Down</li>
<li class="track">Letter To My Penis</li>
<li class="track">It's Too Late (Radio Edit Version)</li>
</ol>
        This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.</br>

Rodney Carrington NUT SACK CD

<section class="short-description"></section>
<section class="full-description">Unisex 100% preshrunk cotton black tee with Rodney's "Laughter's Good" logo on front and photo of Rodney Carrington on back with tour dates!</section>

Rodney Carrington Black Tee- Logo

Widely known for his unique brand of comedy the long awaited new album from Rodney Carrington, KING OF THE MOUNTAINS, features fresh stand up material and brand new songs, with sure to be instant classics like "Do You Wanna Do Something That Rhymes with Truck" and the shirt lifting motivational anthem, "Show Them to Me."
        <br/><br/>
<b>Track List</b><br>
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Intro</li>
<li class="track">Tee Off</li>
<li class="track">Massage</li>
<li class="track">TV Show</li>
<li class="track">Shopping On Rodeo Street</li>
<li class="track">Real Fancy Place</li>
<li class="track">Give It A Try</li>
<li class="track">Zoo</li>
<li class="track">Yoga Class</li>
<li class="track">Boxing</li>
<li class="track">Christmas With The Kids</li>
<li class="track">Home Movie</li>
<li class="track">Short Arms</li>
<li class="track">Wheel Of Fortune</li>
<li class="track">Travel Pillow</li>
<li class="track">The Apple</li>
<li class="track">Fun</li>
<li class="track">Changes</li>
<li class="track">Baby Back</li>
<li class="track">Fat Girl</li>
<li class="track">Put Your Clothes Back On</li>
<li class="track">Rap Star</li>
<li class="track">Rhymes With Truck</li>
<li class="track">Show Them To Me</li>
<li class="track">Baby Back</li>
<li class="track">Rhymes With Truck</li>
<li class="track">Rap Star</li>
<li class="track">Show Them To Me</li>
<li class="track">Tribute To Barry Martin</li>
<li class="track">Angel Friend</li>
</ol>
        This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.</br>

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