You'll look great in this official Descendents tee - It has the bold style fans love. Dress it down with cut off shorts or style it up with a funky blazer.
 
 
Color
 
 Lipstick Black
 

 
 
 
Available Sizes
 
 Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large. Unisex sizing. Fits true to size. Sizing Information While this is a unisex cut, we typically recommend women size down one size for a more fitted look.
 

 
<ul style="padding-left: 15px;">
<li>Traditional cut for a relaxed but not sloppy fit.</li>
<li>Screen printed for a bold look.</li>
<li>100% cotton for hand-softness and durability.</li>
<li>Real fans want real gear: This tee is 100% authentic and fully-licensed Descendents merchandise. </li>
<li>Rest easy, this shirt is backed by The Merchbar Promise and our fantastic, personal customer service.</li>
<li>Machine wash and dry.</li>
</ul>
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Descendents T Shirt | Descendents Day of the Dork T-Shirt

T Shirt | Descendents Day of the Dork T-Shirt

Descendents - Suffrage 7“ (Green)
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7” TRACK LISTING: 
Side A: On You
Side B: Hindsight 2020

Descendents Suffrage 7“ (Green)

Suffrage 7“ (Green)

Descendents - Coffee Bandana
Black cotton bandana with Milo &amp; descendents design.

Descendents Coffee Bandana

Coffee Bandana

Descendents I Like Food Apron (Black)

I Like Food Apron (Black)

The Descendents 2019 World Tourage 2018 design, featuring the artwork on the front and the tour dates on the back, screen printed on a comfortable, standard-fitting red tee. 

• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Atlas 2019 Tourage Tee

Atlas 2019 Tourage Tee

Descendents Yeti 20oz Tumbler (Black)

The Descendents Milo logo, featured on a 20oz black and stainless steel Yeti Tumbler. 

This tumbler is made from durable stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation to protect your hot or cold beverage at all costs. While the magnet on the included MagSlider™ Lid adds an additional barrier of protection for keeping drinks contained and preventing heat or cold from escaping, please note - this magnet component is not leakproof and will not prevent spills.

Descendents Yeti 20oz Tumbler (Black)

Yeti 20oz Tumbler (Black)

Descendents Classic Logo Beanie (Blue)


This royal blue, rib-cuff beanie features a woven label of the classic Descendents logo.

Descendents Classic Logo Beanie (Blue)

Classic Logo Beanie (Blue)

Descendents Everything Sucks Womens Tank (White)


The Descendents Everything Sucks design, screen printed on a comfortable, standard-fitting white women's tank. 
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tank
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Everything Sucks Womens Tank (White)

Everything Sucks Womens Tank (White)

Descendents Coffee Idol Tee (Black)

The Descendents Coffee Idol design, screen printed on a comfortable, standard-fitting black tee. 

• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Coffee Idol Tee (Black)

Coffee Idol Tee (Black)

Descendents Silly Girl Women's Scoop Neck Tee (White)

The classic "Silly Girl" design on a comfortable scoop neck women's tee. 
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Silly Girl Women's Scoop Neck Tee (White)

Silly Girl Women's Scoop Neck Tee (White)

Shirts & T Shirts

Hoodies & Sweatshirts

Hats & Beanies

Vinyl Records & LPs

Descendents

Officially LICENSED Band Merchandise T Shirt
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<li data-mce-fragment="1">100% Cotton</li>
<li data-mce-fragment="1">Crew Neck</li>
<li data-mce-fragment="1">Machine Wash</li>
<li data-mce-fragment="1">Standard / regular Fit and Length</li>
<li data-mce-fragment="1">Screen Print design</li>
<li data-mce-fragment="1">Soft feel fabric</li>
<li data-mce-fragment="1">Pre Shrunk</li>
</ul>

Descendents T Shirt - Milo

T Shirt - Milo

Descendents - Everything Sucks Face Mask (Black)
Adult size face mask
No Returns or exchanges on face masks for health reasons.

Descendents Everything Sucks Face Mask (Black)

Everything Sucks Face Mask (Black)

Descendents - World Tour 2020 Tshirt (Granite)
front &amp; back print on a Granite Comfort Colours Cotton Tee.
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Descendents World Tour 2020 Tshirt (Granite)

World Tour 2020 Tshirt (Granite)

Descendents - World Tour 2020 T-shirt (Denim)
front &amp; back print on a Granite Comfort Colours Cotton Tee.
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Descendents World Tour 2020 T-shirt (Denim)

World Tour 2020 T-shirt (Denim)

Descendents - Milo Pom Beanie (Grey)
 
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Descendents Milo Pom Beanie (Grey)

Milo Pom Beanie (Grey)

Descendents - Milo Pattern Socks (White)
 
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Descendents Milo Pattern Socks (White)

Milo Pattern Socks (White)

Descendents - Descendents x Afends Boardshorts (Limited Edition)
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Descendents and Byron Bay clothing company Afends have combined forces on these awesome elastic waist boardshorts. 
Featuring drawstring for extra security and comfort, internal back pocket with a velcro tab and side zip pocket with an internal key loop to keep your essentials safe. The Baywatch Classics are the all-round chilling, swimming, surfing, sleeping and travel short.
Limited edition, only 150 available - get yours now for summer.

Descendents x Afends Boardshorts (Limited Edition)

Descendents Milo Goes To College Raglan (Black/White)

Milo goes to college and you should to. Before you go, snag this rad baseball style tee! The Milo Goes To College design printed on a slim fitting raglan tee.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Raglan
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Milo Goes To College Raglan (Black/White)

Descendents Large Coffee Pot (Black)

Pour yourself a nice hot glass of Descendents! This design is printed on a standard fitting shirt.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Large Coffee Pot (Black)

Descendents - Quest For All Flannel (Aqua/Black)
Blue Flannel with small embroidered ALL on the pocket and Descendents logo tag on the bottom of the buttons.

Descendents Quest For All Flannel (Aqua/Black)

Descendents - Everything Sucks Pullover Hoodie (Black)
front and sleeve prints on a Gildan Heavy Blend pullover hoodie.

Descendents Everything Sucks Pullover Hoodie (Black)

Track List 
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">My Dad Sucks</li>
<li class="track">Mr. Bass</li>
<li class="track">I Like Food</li>
<li class="track">Hey Hey</li>
<li class="track">Weinerschnitzel</li>
<li class="track">Global Probing</li>
<li class="track">Ride the Wild</li>
<li class="track">It's a Hectic World</li>
</ol>
 
Protection 
 Each record is protected within its record sleeve by a white vellum anti-dust sleeve.
 

 
Packaging 
 All items are shipped brand-new and unopened in original packaging. Every record is shipped in original factory-applied shrink wrap and has never been touched by human hands.

Descendents BONUS FAT Vinyl Record

Descendents Classic Milo Women's Tee (Heather Charcoal)

The Classics never go out of style. The original Descendents logo printed on a slim fit blend women's tee.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Classic Milo Women's Tee (Heather Charcoal)

Descendents Everything Sucks Longsleeve Tee (White)

The classic Everything Sucks album cover printed on a super soft, long sleeve white T-Shirt.

Descendents Everything Sucks Longsleeve Tee (White)

Descendents Classic Logo Fanny Pack (Black)

The classic Descendents logo, featured on a convenient fanny pack with adjustable waistband.

Descendents Classic Logo Fanny Pack (Black)

Descendents - Hypercaffium Spazzinate Tee (Black)

Artwork from the 'Hypercaffium Spazzinate' album on a comfortable black tee. 
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Hypercaffium Spazzinate Tee (Black)

ALL Allroy Broken Bat Tee (Black)

Allroy clutching the bat that he's smashed! This is printed on a standard fitting tee.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Allroy Broken Bat Tee (Black)

Descendents Classic Milo Tee (Black)

The Classics never go out of style. The original Descendents logo printed on a  black t-shirt.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Classic Milo Tee (Black)

Descendents I Don't Want To Grow Up Onesie (Blue)

Little blue baby onesie with the Descendents "I Don't Want To Grow Up" logo printed on the front on American Apparel.

Descendents I Don't Want To Grow Up Onesie (Blue)

Descendents I Don't Want To Grow Up Onesie (Yellow)

Little yellow baby onesie with the Descendents "I Don't Want To Grow Up" logo printed on the front on American Apparel.

Descendents I Don't Want To Grow Up Onesie (Yellow)

Descendents Everything Sucks Tee (Black)

You know it! Milo is looking great in a simple turn of colors and a new tee. Everything Sucks design in white ink on a black ring spun shirt.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Everything Sucks Tee (Black)

Descendents Everything Sucks Slimfit Tee (White)

The classic Descendents album cover printed on a white, ringspun cotton, slim fitting shirt.
• Screen Print 
• 100% Cotton
• Standard-Fitting, Premium Quality Tee
• Machine wash cool, tumble dry low

Descendents Everything Sucks Slimfit Tee (White)

Descendents - Santa Milo Ornament

Descendents Santa Milo Ornament

Descendents - Circle Milo Socks (Black/Grey)

Descendents Circle Milo Socks (Black/Grey)

Every college dorm needs a flag. Might as well take Milo with you. This classic Descendents design is printed on a 46 x 46 inch grey flag. This flag also features 4 gromets (one in each corner) for easier hanging and added durability.

Descendents Milo Goes To College Flag

Little pink baby onesie with the Descendents I Don't Want To Grow Up logo printed on the front on American Apparel.

Descendents I Don't Want To Grow Up Onesie Pink

Descendents Meet Eekoe Socks (Black)

Descendents Coffee Idol T-shirt (Black)

The Classics never go out of style.
The original Descendents logo printed on a Black, Gildan shirt.

Descendents Classic Milo T-shirt (Black)

Descendents - Bonus Cup Longsleeve (White)
Note: Large does not include the sleeve print.

Descendents Bonus Cup Longsleeve (White)

Descendents - Bluebird T-shirt (Royal Blue)
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Front and back print on a Royal Blue Gildan Heavy Cotton Tee.

Descendents Bluebird T-shirt (Royal Blue)

This is the real deal; Official Descendents merch recognized around the world - It has the bold style fans love. This merch looks great right out of the box, just pair it with your favorite pair of jeans.
 
 
Color
 
 Guitar Pick Black
 

 
 
 
Available Sizes
 
 Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large. Unisex sizing. Fits true to size. Sizing Information While this is a unisex cut, we typically recommend women size down one size for a more fitted look.
 

 
<ul style="padding-left: 15px;">
<li>Traditional cut for a relaxed but not sloppy fit.</li>
<li>Screen printed for a bold look.</li>
<li>100% cotton for hand-softness and durability.</li>
<li>Real fans want real gear: This tee is 100% authentic and fully-licensed Descendents merchandise. </li>
<li>Rest easy, this shirt is backed by The Merchbar Promise and our fantastic, personal customer service.</li>
<li>Machine wash and dry.</li>
</ul>
Hurry, this sale won't last long!

Descendents T Shirt | Descendents Everything Sucks T-Shirt

Protection 
 Each record is protected within its record sleeve by a white vellum anti-dust sleeve.
 

 
Packaging 
 All items are shipped brand-new and unopened in original packaging. Every record is shipped in original factory-applied shrink wrap and has never been touched by human hands.

Descendents WHO WE ARE Vinyl Record

Descendents HYPERCAFFIUM SPAZZINATE Vinyl Record

Track List  1: Talking 2: Nothing With You 3: She Don’t Care 4: ’Merican 5: Dog And Pony Show 6: Blast Off 7: Dreams 8: Cool To Be You  9: Maddie 10: Mass Nerder 11: One More Day 12: Tack 13: Anchor Grill 14: Dry Spell
Release Date: MARCH 23, 2004

Descendents Cool To Be You CD

Track List 
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Feel This</li>
<li class="track">Victim of Me</li>
<li class="track">On Paper</li>
<li class="track">Shameless Halo</li>
<li class="track">No Fat Burger</li>
<li class="track">Testosterone</li>
<li class="track">Without Love</li>
<li class="track">We Got Defeat</li>
<li class="track">Smile</li>
<li class="track">Limiter</li>
<li class="track">Fighting Myself</li>
<li class="track">Spineless and Scarlet Red</li>
<li class="track">Human Being</li>
<li class="track">Full Circle</li>
<li class="track">Comeback Kid</li>
<li class="track">Beyond the Music</li>
<li class="track">Days of Desperation</li>
<li class="track">Thinkin'</li>
<li class="track">Grindstone</li>
<li class="track">Business A.U</li>
<li class="track">Unchanged</li>
</ol>
 This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.

Descendents HYPERCAFFIUM SPAZZINATE CD

Track List 
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Global Probing</li>
<li class="track">My World</li>
<li class="track">Hurtin Crue</li>
<li class="track">Hey Hey</li>
<li class="track">Kabuki Girl/All</li>
<li class="track">Pep Talk</li>
<li class="track">Jealous Of The World</li>
<li class="track">Christmas Vacation</li>
<li class="track">I Like Food</li>
<li class="track">Iceman</li>
<li class="track">Good Good Things</li>
<li class="track">Cheer</li>
<li class="track">Rockstar</li>
<li class="track">No FB</li>
<li class="track">Cameage</li>
</ol>
 This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.

Descendents HALLRAKER CD

This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.

Descendents LIVEAGE CD

Track List 
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">My Dad Sucks</li>
<li class="track">Mr. Bass</li>
<li class="track">I Like Food</li>
<li class="track">Hey Hey</li>
<li class="track">Weinerschnitzel</li>
<li class="track">Global Probing</li>
<li class="track">Ride The Wild</li>
<li class="track">It's A Hectic World</li>
</ol>
 This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.

Descendents BONUS FAT CD

Track List 
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">Everything Sux</li>
<li class="track">I'm The One</li>
<li class="track">Coffee Mug</li>
<li class="track">Rotting Out</li>
<li class="track">Sick-O-Me</li>
<li class="track">Caught</li>
<li class="track">When I Get Old</li>
<li class="track">Doghouse</li>
<li class="track">She Loves Me</li>
<li class="track">Hateful Notebook</li>
<li class="track">We</li>
<li class="track">Eunuch Boy</li>
<li class="track">This Place</li>
<li class="track">I Won't Let Me</li>
<li class="track">Thank You</li>
</ol>
 This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.

Descendents EVERYTHING SUCKS CD

Track List 
<ol class="track-list">
<li class="track">All</li>
<li class="track">Coolidge</li>
<li class="track">No, All!</li>
<li class="track">Van</li>
<li class="track">Cameage</li>
<li class="track">Impressions</li>
<li class="track">Iceman</li>
<li class="track">Jealous Of The World</li>
<li class="track">Clean Sheets</li>
<li class="track">Pep Talk</li>
<li class="track">All-O-Gistics</li>
<li class="track">Schizophrenia</li>
<li class="track">Uranus</li>
</ol>
 This is a new, unopened CD in its original packaging.

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