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<ul><li>Official The Darkness merch</li><li>100% Authentic The Darkness vinyl record</li></ul> There’s no better way to listen to The Darkness than on vinyl, so we know you’ll love this brand new sealed album. Collecting vinyl is a great way to support your favorite artists, so we’ve to the The Darkness pressing you’re looking for.

The Darkness Pinewood Smile LP (Vinyl)

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed.
Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the <g class="gr_ gr_27 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep gr-progress" data-gr-id="27" id="27">tide</g> will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger.
And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light!
This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled Colour Heavyweight LP (Vinyl)

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed. Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the <g class="gr_ gr_29 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep" data-gr-id="29" id="29">tide</g> will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger. And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light! This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled Cassette Cassette

<ul><li>Official The Darkness merchandise</li><li>Authentic The Darkness vinyl pressing</li></ul> Order your copy of this The Darkness vinyl record today! There’s nothing like the experience of listening to vinyl, and records are also an amazing way to collect your favorite music.

The Darkness Live At Hammersmith Double LP (Vinyl)

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The Darkness Live At Hammersmith T-Shirt

The Darkness Tour De Prance Mens T-Shirt

The Darkness Tour De Prance Ladies T-Shirt

The Darkness Tractor T-Shirt

The Darkness Blood Splatter Ladies T-Shirt

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled CD

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed.
Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the <g class="gr_ gr_20 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep" data-gr-id="20" id="20">tide</g> will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger.
And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light!
This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled Deluxe CD

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed.
Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the <g class="gr_ gr_24 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep" data-gr-id="24" id="24">tide</g> will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger.
And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light!
This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled Heavyweight LP (Vinyl)

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed. Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the <g class="gr_ gr_26 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep" data-gr-id="26" id="26">tide</g> will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger. And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light! This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled Test Pressing LP (Vinyl)

The Darkness Blood Splatter Tote Bag

<ul><li>Authentic The Darkness merch</li></ul> Searching for official The Darkness gear? Look no further, The Darkness fans, because we’ve got it here for you. Only the finest merch, and only the real deal for real fans.

The Darkness 2015 Official Baby Grow

The Darkness Tour De Prance Mug

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<td>"All the Pretty Girls"</td>
<td>3:18</td>
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<td>2.</td>
<td>"Buccaneers of Hispaniola"</td>
<td>3:06</td>
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<td>3.</td>
<td>"Solid Gold"</td>
<td>4:32</td>
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<td>4.</td>
<td>"Southern Trains"</td>
<td>2:52</td>
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<td>5.</td>
<td>"Why Don't the Beautiful Cry?"</td>
<td>3:36</td>
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<td>6.</td>
<td>"Japanese Prisoner of Love"</td>
<td>4:19</td>
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<td>7.</td>
<td>"Lay Down with Me, Barbara"</td>
<td>4:05</td>
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<td>8.</td>
<td>"I Wish I Was in Heaven"</td>
<td>3:21</td>
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<td>9.</td>
<td>"Happiness"</td>
<td>3:13</td>
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<td>10.</td>
<td>"Stampede of Love"</td>
<td>3:54</td>
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The Darkness Pinewood Smile CD

The Darkness Easter Is Cancelled CD (Deluxe Digipack)

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed.
Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the <g class="gr_ gr_24 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep" data-gr-id="24" id="24">tide</g> will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger.
And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light!
This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin... Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

<ul><li>Official The Darkness merchandise</li></ul> We’ve got the The Darkness music you’re looking for, so get ready to press play once you get this in your hands. This is an official The Darkness release.

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