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Puffy Areolas IN THE ARMY Vinyl Record

Puffy Areolas IN THE ARMY Vinyl Record
Vinyl LP pressing of this 2010 release. For the past few years, Puffy Areolas have been fritzing synapses and scorching the landscape with their corroded Psych/Gardcore scree. Enlightened by the most unhinged charters of Acid Archives and Killed by Death alumnus, the Puffies' sound might best be described as embodying the Stooges' Raw Power if your pretty face had gone to hell. There, it would have encountered (among others) White Boy and the Average Rat Band, Tampax, Opus and Mag Amplitude for an eternal damnation of scarred depravity, the excesses of which would be legendary even by Hades standards. In the Army 1981 is it's own sadistic brand of plastic surgery, heavy on the anesthetic, short any bedside manner. Rude and ready for action, Puffy Areolas will forever be the bull in the China shop. And if that's China White you're talkin' about-well, friend, meet your new Daddy.

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