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Okay, let's get our big secret out of the way immediately. Kassie Carlson - she-devil of helium-attack vocals with Guerilla Toss - is both Size Queen and Jane La Onda. Thus, this split LP is nothing more (or less) than a display of two of Kassie's many known musical personalities. And it is a listening experience as haunting as it is haunted, as coolly weird as it is weirdly cool. Size Queen presents a suite of synth-pocked bedroom pop that sounds to me like the dream-state of a young girl whose favorite robot dog has run away. Maybe for good. Gently blabby munchkins try to convince her that everything is gonna be okay, and she kinda swallows it. I thought it was a little weird when the dog started singing what I took - at first - to be a Sonny & Cher cover, but Size Queen didn't seem to notice. Yet, she yearns. Jane's side, which was previously released as a Feeding Tube cassette (FTR 202CS), is cleaner and clearer in it's poppic aspirations. Driving busy synth lines are woven into bright vocals that alternate between robo-talk and gal-chorale. The results are not unlike certain new wave giantesses of ages past, but their shadows are so frightening I cannot recall any of their true names. But even though these lasses shall remain anonymous, the keyboard sound here recalls some very specific antecedents in spots - namely Jeff Lohn's work on Theoretical Girls' 'U.S. Millie' and the anonymous spoot on Snakefinger's cover of Kraftwerk's 'The Model.' It's jumpy, plumpy, and good. Just like Jane. I mean, the Queen. I mean, Kassie... uh... - Byron Coley, 2014. LP includes download code.

Track List
[Disc 1]
  1. Isolate (The Spectacle Album–Size Queen (2))
  2. Saturate (The Spectacle Album–Size Queen (2))
  3. Illusion Is Sacred (The Spectacle Album–Size Queen (2))
  4. Ice Cream Cigarette (The Spectacle Album–Size Queen (2))
  5. Honey Drink It (The Spectacle Album–Size Queen (2))
  6. God Said (The Spectacle Album–Size Queen (2))
[Disc 2]
  1. Boy Trouble (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)
  2. TV Do Tell (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)
  3. Glow Girls (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)
  4. I See You (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)
  5. Memorize (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)
  6. Livin' In America (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)
  7. Miss Information (Buy Buy Buy Album–Jane La Onda*)

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