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Slovenly has ganged up with Black Gladiator to "KBD the 1990s" with a tore-up double LP called WE'RE LOUD: 90s Cassette Punk Unknowns. What we got here is 33 buzzed out tracks by 19 unknown bands from micro-released and unreleased cassettes recorded across the USA between 1993 & 1999 -totally off the radar and outsider as fuck- capturing a zeitgeist through one perverted addict's travels. Jaime Paul Lamb was at the helm of the whole thing, forming bands and recording them and others' on his Yamaha MT50, and acquiring similar tapes from other punk vermin in between American halfway house pit stops. Some of the most completely tasteless and juvenile swill we've ever heard lurks in these grooves, many of them standing out as legit great lost classics: THE FUCKING PIGS paean to crotch-rot "Herpes Attack" is here, as is their proud proclamation "(I'm a) Date Rapist." Hell, two songs on the first LP alone have "C U Next Tuesday" in the title thanks to MEGA & THE NYRDZ and THE BARF BAGS. Still, there's more than just obnoxious sputum here. Vegas' LES FLEURS DU MAL kick down two bona fide classic power-pop tracks, THE DROP OUTS (one of a ton of combos at the time with that moniker - this one from Costa Mesa) dump a Flipper-fied sludge bomb in "She's a Jyrk," VAN BUREN WHEELS romp and stomp with savage 60s style Pacific Northwest garage, and LUKEY & THE CHICKEN SLITZ and OBLONG BOXERS both make with bizarre black tar burners. We couldn't make this shit up! But we're glad somebody did.

Track List
  1. Mega & The NYRIDZ - Rip Your Cunt
  2. Mega & The NYRIDZ - I Lurk
  3. Pink Fingers - Theme Song
  4. Pink Fingers - Man in Pain
  5. Dismalt - Coach Blake
  6. Riky & The Buttz - I'm Poor
  7. Riky & The Buttz - We're Riky & The Buttz
  8. Magister Ludi - We're Riky & The Buttz
  9. Les Fleurs Du Mal - Look Into My Eyes
  10. Les Fleurs Du Mal - Sweet, Sweet Satan
  11. Drop Outs - She's A Jyrk
  12. Drop Outs - Don't Know
  13. Van Buren Wheels - C'mon And Be Mine
  14. Barf Bags - I'm A Sissy
  15. Barf Bags - Community Cunt
  16. Barf Bags - Beat It Up
  17. Crawlers - Black Monday
  18. Crawlers - I'm Gonna End It Tonight
  19. Crawlers - I'm Gonna Kill You
  20. Fucking Pigs - (I'm A) Date Rapist
  21. Fucking Pigs - Herpes Attack
  22. Heck Yeahs - I'm Better Than You
  23. Heck Yeahs - Headless Clown (I Am, I Am)
  24. Heck Yeahs - I Always Hated You
  25. Lumps - I'm Always Wrong
  26. Mid City Nuisance - I Go Creep
  27. Luckey & The Chicken Slitz - Johnny's Packing A Gun
  28. Oblong Boxers - Have You Ever Had A Guy Roll Up On You
  29. Rosebuds - Destructor
  30. People's Court - We're Gonna Die
  31. Winners - 1,2, You're A Whore
  32. Winners - Jenny Was A Christian
  33. Winners - Johnny's Night Out

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