| 1 | Intro |
| 2 | Ode To Stanley's Pussycat |
| 3 | Ode To Mona Lisa |
| 4 | Lament From A Germ's Eye Viewpoint |
| 5 | Ode To The Happier Days Of The Roman Coliseum |
| 6 | Ode To Whistler's Mother |
| 7 | Thoughts While Falling Off The Empire State Building |
| 8 | Side One Closing |
| 9 | Some Pertinent Thoughts Of Julius Caesar While He Was Being Assassinated |
| 10 | Ode To Sam, The Taller Of The Two Monkeys |
| 11 | Ode To A House Fly |
| 12 | Ode To An Emotional Italian Knight |
| 13 | Happy Birthday To A Bookworm |
| 14 | The Night Before Christmas On New York's Fashionable East Side |
| 15 | Cowboy |
| 16 | Side Two Closing |