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Eugene Mirman

I'M SORRY (YOU'RE WELCOME) Vinyl Record

$69.49

Eugene Mirman I'M SORRY (YOU'RE WELCOME) Vinyl Record

Eugene Mirman

I'M SORRY (YOU'RE WELCOME) Vinyl Record

$69.49

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Track List
[Disc 1]

Introduction, a Gift from Derrick

[Disc 2]

A Guided Meditation for the Thoughtful Body
Fuckscape

[Disc 3]

Ask a Pastor

[Disc 4]

Digital Drugs

[Disc 5]

A Linkedin Profile

[Disc 6]

Introduction to Spoken Russian

[Disc 7]

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making a 'Zine

[Disc 8]

195 Orgasms

[Disc 9]

Not Happy with a Parking Ticket I Got in Portsmouth, NH
Paintings I Made to Showcase at My Local Whole Foods
I Marry a Couple from the Audience on Stage
Please Take Off Your Shoes
Don Draper Has the Flu
Moons Over Your Hammy
It's Not a Slumber Party Without Thor
Now My Back Hurts
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
Oops
Sneaking Around the Zoo
Goodnight, Buddy
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
Faxed to the Wrong Number
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
1960's Street Fight
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep a Secret
The Best Misunderstanding
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
Kindhearted Fireman
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate on Hold
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
Ice Cream Hearts Melting in the Love-Sun
Offal for Lunch, Woo-Hoo for Dinner
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
The Jackal Never Misses!
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance of Rain
Don't Mind If I Do
Round One Goes to Princess-Rump
Happy and Stuffed
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
Pleasant Surprise at Sleepaway Camp
Handsome Old Man Has a Tummy Ache
Have We Met?
No, Please... After You
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
88% on Rotten Tomatoes
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
Two Rascals Showing Off
48 and Flexible
That Was Worth It
Bandits Helping Around the House
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
I'm the Autodidact of Amour
Oh, My Wife Knows
That Was the Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
Just Two Doves at a Sweat Party
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation in Holland
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
Two Adults in a Small Space
Dude, We're on the 5 O'Clock News
Www. Thepleasuresallmine. Gov
I Don't Have the Hiccups Anymore
Thank You for Allowing Me Access to Your Oven
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
I Could Sure Use a Glass of Water Now
The Kindness of Strangers
We're Registered at Bed, Bath & Behind
It Department Doesn't Have a Care in the World
Brassy, Bald and Ejaculating
I Voted for McCain in 2000
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
Paul Can Really Push Good
Stay in My Guest Room As Long As You Want
David and Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
Doin' the Flip-A-Doo
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
Very Sleepy Man Delivers on Promise
Fourscore and Seven Years of Happy-Happy
Fart Walrus
French Woman Enjoying a Danish
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
With or Without You (Preferably with)
Shouts and Murmurs
Pilates Are Invigorating
I'll Take a Look at the Dessert Menu
The Last Rock Star
It's Noon Somewhere
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
Found Your Thing Using Mapquest
Divorced Milf at a Used Record Store
This Cheesecake Is Divine
Jam Session
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want to)
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
I Went to School in the Boston Area
Happiness Is a Warm Dong
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
Call Me Dr. Stardust
Now That's How a Puppy Should Sneeze
Fun Times Inside a Grain Elevator
Operation Cooch-Toot
Preggo!
My Parents Won't Be Home for a Year and Five Days
Sure, in There Is Fine
The Official Webcam of Yugoslavia
Last Entry Is at Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
We Were Just Talking About You
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose at the Governor Bradford
Sophisticated?
We Deserve a Michelin Star
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
How Very Hemmingway of You
Drinking Straight Out of Lust's Milk Carton
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
I Wonder If This Was Allowed in Prussia?
Pretty Fun Night in Merrill C3 Short
Should We Take the Bridge or the Tunnel?
Dirty Boulevard
Is the Love-Falcon Available for Birthdays?
Portland, Me Is Cool... But Really Weird
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
Head of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
The Shenanigans You Requested
What Gusto!
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
Wet Hot Americano
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
Glad the Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
A Mime Betrayed, a Mime Forgiven
Too Soon?
Please Be Quiet or You'll Wake Up My Titties
Never You Mind That
She Got a Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
Dolph Lundgren at That Top of His Game
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
Secretary of State Is Not Off-Putting
It Took Another Man's Wife to Make This Boy a Man
Nothing Goes to Waste
My Mouse Is Thankful for Your Mouse
Make Yourself at Home
Meet Me By the Condom Machine
I Feel Like I've Known You for Hours
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
Fire Your Dentist!
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
Gene Simmons Crying in a Pile of Shit
I'm the Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
Rooting for Truffles, Miami Style
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
Sally's in Charge
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
It's Raining Dan
It's Like Apples and Oranges (Fucking)
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
Best Friends/Next Level
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
Civil Disobedience Met with Heartfelt Understanding
A Textbook Case of Level-12 Pleasure
So Glad That Was You Behind Me
An Astoundingly Honest and Fun Salesman
Celebrating My Promotion with My Wife and Some Dude
Martha Washington? MMMM HMMMM
Crammin' for the Jam Exam
I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
You Are As Powerful and Detail-Oriented As a River, Sir
Just a Couple of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
I Guess We'll Need a New Kitchen
Guilty Catholics Have to Marry Each Other
They Call Me the "You're Welcome Man"
Let's Get Your Mind Off of the Dust Bowl
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
File Under "The Rolling Stones"
No Need to Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
Two-State Solution with Benefits
My Skill Set Qualifies Me for This Position
Can't Tell If This Is Sex or Hockey
Have the Report on My Dick in the Morning
So This Is Medicaid?
Mature Cougar Is Addicted to Beej Pie
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready for Fatherhood
Sure, You Can Use the Cat Door
No Senator, I Already Have Two
Pta Meeting Is Full of Joy and Wonder
Oh Peter, Thank You for the Yard Work
A Real Whodunnit!
Horace's Compromise
Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
Silly Billy Goat Got a Heroin Addiction

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