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2014 vinyl LP box set with all nine original U. K. albums released by the late-'60s-formed comedy troupe from 1970's 'Monty Python's Flying Circus', 'Another Monty Python Record', 'Monty Python's Previous Record', 'Matching Tie and Handkerchief', 'Live at Drury Lane', 'Holy Grail', 'Life of Brian', 'Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album' to 1983's 'The Meaning of Life. Total Rubbish is a thorough overview of their audio career. Packaged in a case-bound book with a foreword by Michael Palin & liner notes by Python confidant Robert Ross from recent interviews with all the Pythons along with original Monty Python artwork & rare archive photos plus a vinyl replica of Monty Python's Tiny Black Round Thing, originally released as a flexi-disc in 1974.

Track List
  1. Flying Sheep
  2. A Man with Three Buttocks
  3. Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act)
  4. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
  5. The Mouse Problem
  6. Buying a Bed
  7. Interesting People
  8. Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber)
  9. Lumberjack Song
  10. Interview
  11. Arthur Two Sheds
  12. Childrens Stories
  13. Visitors
  14. Albatross
  15. Mr Hilter
  16. The North Minehead By-Election
  17. Me, Doctor
  18. Dead Parrot Sketch
  19. Self Defence
  20. Introduction (Part 1)
  21. Introduction (Apology)
  22. Spanish Inquisition (Part 1) (Extended)
  23. Gumby Theatre
  24. Contradiction
  25. Abattoire
  26. Spanish Inquisition (Part 2)
  27. Ethel the Frog
  28. Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
  29. Spanish Inquisition (Ending) (Extended)
  30. Sound Quiz
  31. Be a Great Actor
  32. Neville Shunt
  33. Festival Hall Emille
  34. Spam Sketch
  35. Spam Song (Edit)
  36. Camp Judges
  37. Stake Your Claim
  38. Lifeboat
  39. Camp Judges (Part 2)
  40. Undertaker
  41. Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
  42. Treadmill Lager
  43. Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
  44. Court Room Sketch
  45. Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)
  46. Introduction
  47. Are You Embarrassed Easily?
  48. A Book At Bedtime
  49. England 1747 Denis Moore
  50. Money Program
  51. Money Song
  52. Denis Moore (Part 2)
  53. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)
  54. Australian Table Wine
  55. .Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 2)
  56. .Argument (Edit)
  57. .How to Do It
  58. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 3)
  59. Pepperpots
  60. Personal Freedom
  61. Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 4)
  62. Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
  63. Eric the Half a Bee
  64. What Do You Do Quiz
  65. Travel Agent
  66. Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister
  67. Silly Noises
  68. An Elk Sketch
  69. Yangtse Kiang Sketch
  70. Yangtse Kiang Song
  71. Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister (Part 2)
  72. A Minute Past
  73. 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
  74. Alistair Cook Attacked by a Duck
  75. Wonderful World of Sound
  76. Certified Stiff
  77. Massage from the Swedish Prime Minister (Part 3)
  78. Happy Valley
  79. Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
  80. The Great Debate
  81. Mortuary Visit
  82. Flying Fox of the Yard
  83. Is There
  84. Teach Yourself Heath
  85. The Book Ad
  86. Big Red Bowl
  87. Pepperpots (Part 2)
  88. Pellagra
  89. Election Forum
  90. Dead Bishops/Rats
  91. Elephantoplasty
  92. Novel Writing
  93. Word Association
  94. Bruces Sketch
  95. Bruces Song
  96. Ralph Mellish
  97. Doctor Quote
  98. Cheese Emporium
  99. Wasp/Tiger Club
  100. Raspberry
  101. Great Actors
  102. Background to History
  103. Record Shop
  104. First World War
  105. Mrs Niggerbaiter
  106. Oscar Wilde
  107. Pet Shop
  108. Phone In
  109. Introduction
  110. Llamas (Including Granada)
  111. Gumby Flower Arranging
  112. Terry Jones Link
  113. Secret Service
  114. Wrestling
  115. Communist Quiz (Including World In Action)
  116. Idiot Song
  117. Albatross
  118. Nudge Nudge
  119. Silly Noises
  120. Cocktail Bar
  121. Travel Agent
  122. Spot the Brain Cell
  123. Bruces Song
  124. Argument Song
  125. Four Yorkshiremen
  126. Election Special (Medley)
  127. Lumberjack Song
  128. Theme Song Liberty Bell
  129. Parrot Sketch
  130. Theme Song Liberty Bell (Part 2)
  131. Introduction (Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
  132. Introduction (Part 2) (Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
  133. Arrival At Castle
  134. Constitutional Peasants
  135. Witch Burning
  136. Logician
  137. Camelot
  138. Camelot Song
  139. Arthur and God
  140. Classic (Silbury Hill)
  141. French Castle
  142. Announcement (Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
  143. Apology (Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
  144. So Far
  145. Brave Sir Robin
  146. The Knights Who Say Ni
  147. Classic (Silbury Hill) (Part 2)
  148. Marilyn Monroe
  149. Sir Lancelot & Swamp
  150. Tim the Enchanter
  151. Drama Critic
  152. Hand Grenade of Antioch
  153. Announcement (Monty Python and The Holy Grail) (Part 2)
  154. End of Quest
  155. Introduction
  156. Brian Song
  157. The Wise Men At The Manger
  158. Brian Song (Part 2)
  159. Sermon on the Mount (Big Nose)
  160. Stone Salesman
  161. Stoning
  162. Ex-Leper
  163. You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)
  164. Link to Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
  165. Revolutionaries in the Amphitheatre (Loretta)
  166. Romans Go Home
  167. What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?
  168. Ben
  169. Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him to the Floor)
  170. Prophets
  171. Beard Salesman
  172. Brians Prophecy
  173. The Hermit
  174. He's Not the Messiah
  175. He's a Very Naughty Boy
  176. Pilate Sentences Brian
  177. Nisus Wettus
  178. Pilate with the Crowd (Welease Wodger)
  179. Nisus Wettus with The Gaolers
  180. Release Brian
  181. Not So Bad Once You're Up
  182. Revs Salute Brian
  183. Cheeky is Released
  184. Mandy to Her Son
  185. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (All Things Dull and Ugly)
  186. Sit on My Face
  187. Announcement
  188. Henry Kissinger
  189. String
  190. Never Be Rude to An Arab
  191. I Like Chinese
  192. The Bishop
  193. Medical Love Song
  194. Finland
  195. I'm So Worried
  196. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
  197. Martyrdom of St Victor
  198. Here Comes Another One
  199. Bookshop
  200. Do What John
  201. Rock Notes
  202. Muddy Knees
  203. Crocodile
  204. Decomposing Composers
  205. Bells
  206. Traffic Lights
  207. All Things Dull and Ugly
  208. A Scottish Farewell
  209. Intro (The Meaning of Life)
  210. Fish (Morning)
  211. The Meaning of Life
  212. (Part One) The Miracle of Birth
  213. MP Link
  214. (Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)
  215. Every Sperm is Sacred
  216. Bloody Catholics
  217. Link (Martin Luther)
  218. (Part Three) Growth and Learning
  219. (Part Four) Fighting Each Other
  220. Terry Gilliam Introduction
  221. Accountancy Shanty
  222. (Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)
  223. (Part Six) The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)
  224. (Part Seven) Death (Christmas in Heaven)
  225. MP Link (Dedication to Fish)
  226. D.P. Gumby Presents Election 74
  227. Lumberjack Song

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