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Teenage Retirement is Chumped's debut LP and follow up to their critically (Billboard, Vice, AV Club) acclaimed self-titled EP released in 2013. Twelve killer, catchy heartfelt Punk Rock (ish) tunes that are sure evoke a reflection on daily life (or at least a trip to the local dive bar for a whiskey or ten) and the folks we hold near and dear. These boys and girl have really out did themselves this time around and Teenage Retirement is destined to be atop your year end list!

Track List
  1. December is the Longest Month
  2. Hot 97 Summer Jam
  3. Coffee
  4. Novella Ella Ella Eh
  5. Anywhere but Here
  6. Name That Thing
  7. Songs About Boats
  8. Long Division
  9. Something About Geography
  10. Penny
  11. The Pains of Being
  12. Old and Tired

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